The best dead baby jokes

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 55.58 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 52.16 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.70 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 51.52 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.49 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 46.30 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.49 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 44.48 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 40.17 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.70 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
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