Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.