The best death jokes

Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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