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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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