The best death jokes

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 53.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 52.82 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, couple, death, winter
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, work
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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