The best death jokes

Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 52.33 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
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