If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down.
A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!"
At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building.
The blonde then orders the Same beer.
She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window.
And falls to her death.
The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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