The best death jokes

They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 50.90 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 50.41 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father..." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He said, "Please, Mary, put down that damn gun..."
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: church, death, husband, marriage
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