The best dentist jokes

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Dear God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, mean
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dentist, geography
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
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