Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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