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Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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Q: Why did the lumber truck stop? A: To let the lumber jack off.
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How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
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A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel. A few days later, he finds that he has caught crabs. He chases down the prostitute and says, "hey bitch, you gave me crabs". She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
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There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms. The mom walked by all the rooms. The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet. The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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