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Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
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Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
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What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
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Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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