Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.