What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
I'd like to think inside your box.
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.