Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
I'd like to think inside your box.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner