Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?
*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
Teacher: How we use the light?
Pupil: To suck it?
Teacher: Why do you say so?
Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suck it!"
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common?
A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?
A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women?
A: men have an antenna!
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She has a penis.