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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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