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Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
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I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
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My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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There is a four story building. On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles. So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window. Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off. It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story. Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it. He then told his wife: Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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