Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy?
A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck.
The father says "okay, you know what to do."
Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick."
The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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