The best disgusting jokes

Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, mean
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 57.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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