Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?
A: Depth perception.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat.
He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?"
The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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