What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.