Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride.
A truck driver picks them up.
After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?"
The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares."
So the gay guy goes "POOF".
Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''.
Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?"
The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow.
The fart was huge and smelly and loud.
The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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