The best disgusting jokes

A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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