What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!