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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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