Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!