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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
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What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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