The best disgusting jokes

Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hunting, money
3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious. "How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?" "Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 43.86 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, nurse
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
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