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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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