Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!