Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.