Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.