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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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