The best dog jokes

In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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