Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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