Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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