The best elf jokes

Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: elf