The best jokes about Facebook

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Vote: has 80.87 % from 476 votes. Send joke:

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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Vote: has 80.10 % from 839 votes. Send joke:

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Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Vote: has 79.94 % from 229 votes. Send joke:

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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Vote: has 79.81 % from 488 votes. Send joke:

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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Vote: has 79.53 % from 1063 votes. Send joke:

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Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Vote: has 78.39 % from 703 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Vote: has 75.38 % from 723 votes. Send joke:

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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Vote: has 74.75 % from 268 votes. Send joke:

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Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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