I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up