The best jokes about Facebook

I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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