I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.