Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".