The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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