Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.