The best fat jokes

Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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