Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!