The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Vote: has 63.00 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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