Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.