Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America?
A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.