Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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