The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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