Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.