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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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