Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.