Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.