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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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