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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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