Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.