Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.