Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.