The best fat jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 79.91 % from 138 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Vote: has 79.46 % from 174 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 79.43 % from 682 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 79.26 % from 820 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.15 % from 1003 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote: has 79.10 % from 149 votes. Send joke:

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A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Vote: has 79.06 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Vote: has 78.88 % from 420 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Vote: has 78.83 % from 206 votes. Send joke:

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