The best fat jokes

Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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