Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama so fat she died.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.