Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama so fat she died.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!