Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!