The best fat jokes

"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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