The best fat jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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