Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!