Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!