The best fat jokes

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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