Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!