Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.