The best fat jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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