Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.