Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.