A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.