The best Fathers day jokes

Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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