I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
This guy named "John" asked advice how to lose extra LBS gained during vacation and was told about some new fitness center.
So John went to check it out.
Walked in, put $10 on the counter and said: "I'd like to lose 10 LBS please?!"
The receptionist smiled and pointed to a pink door.
John walked slowly into the room and saw only a massage table, a gorgeous scantily dressed woman on the other side. She said in a sexy voice "If you catch me, you fxxx me! " John ran around n round, caught her and...
A few days later John returned. He put $20 on the counter and said "I'd like to lose 20 LBS. The smiling receptionist and pointed to a red door. John strutting to the door, and entered where he beheld 2 beautifully attired very hot n sexy women kissing and caressing each other, then they stood up, gazed at John, who was already moving toward them. And they purred "you catch us, you fuck us!"
Already in motion, John ran round n round caught one, then caught the other...
The following week John went back again.
He smiled while searching for the door he knew was waiting for him, and slapped $50 on the counter saying excitedly "50 LBS for 50 bucks."
The receptionist pointed to a black door.
John strode over with quick steps, opened the door and immediately heard a deep voice belonging to the biggest blackest buck naked she-male say excitedly
"I catch you I fuck you!"
Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer?
A: Show us your calves!
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.